Dickamatics

No logical explanation for something. Just simply can’t be explained

Example 1: (2+2=3)
Example 2: (Tim: The cow jumped over the moon. Tye: No way, how? Marcus: Dickamatics!)

Dicklexia

Dicklexia: Losing train of thought, speech, and comprehension from result of sex

Tina: Girl I woke up this morning and can’t remember what happened after me and Mike had sex

Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia