Thor’s Hammer

When lineman do a line of cocaine on live power lines.

Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.

Fupa Snatch

When a fat girl sticks you under her fupa, and then flys away with you into the sunset.

Yea man, Mikey was at the bar when he got fupa snatched and taken away.