bonny johnny

When you cover your dick with a the first thing you see and end up getting a boner.

Lady 1: Hey baby! My and my friends are back!

Guy: Oh! Hey babe!

Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?

Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?

Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...

Lady 1: And what is that bulge?

Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.

Phil Manansala

Kickass Filipino guitar player of the metalcore band Of Mice and Men.Has amazing hair and is hot as fuck, right up there with Tony Perry.He always makes this poker face in pictures whether serious or casual and he looks like he's trying not to laugh. One of the most amazing people you'll ever find on the earth.

Girl 1: Man, who is that fucking sexy guitar player on stage next to the ginger?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Phil Manansala. He's a pussy destroyer.

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