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Jizzler

When you fill any candy, preferably a Twizzler, with semen.

"Last Halloween, the local pedophile me a Jizzler. I didn't know what to do so I kindly accepted it."

by Professor Magnum Dong November 26, 2013

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Violate Jizz Bath

A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.

Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?
Person B: By taking a Violate Jizz Bath.
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.

by Professor Magnum Dong November 12, 2013

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Volatile Jizz Bath

A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.

Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?

Person B: By taking a Volatile Jizz Bath
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
Person A: Pussy.

by Professor Magnum Dong November 26, 2013

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