Oompa loompa

Very small man. Usually the smallest in his community. Usually has short black hair and only stands at a whopping 5 feet (often mistaken as dwarfs, which are completely different). Most Oompa Loompas go by two different names, and that should be your first clue in identifying an Oompa Loompa. These names are; Wayne and Gunner.

Guy 1: hey did you say that little boy working at Walmart?
Guy 2: that’s not a little boy. That’s an Oompa Loompa. His name is Gunner.
Guy 1: oh shit

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