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SMASH BROS

When two men have a threesome with a female they form a special bond and thus become SMASH BROS forever more

Kinda regret that threesome with Nikki I mean yeah she's hot AF but now Ted and I are SMASH BROS for life especially after locking eyes a couple times during FML

by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023


Red Bucket List

A Red Bucket List is like a regular bucket list except that the items on said list are usually of a sexual nature

"Getting my D sucked by one chick while another eats my ass at the same time is at the top of my Red Bucket List."

by Professor Sequoia August 31, 2023


SMASH PARTY

Term used mainly by older millennials to describe ending ones night with a high quality sexual encounter is always capitalized

Yeah I'm about to pay my tab and jet Nikki is coming to my place which means it's time for a SMASH PARTY

by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023

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Designated Dick

A designated male that a woman/male sees exclusively for stress reducing high quality sex. Different from a fwb (friend with benefits) in the sense that a D.D. can usually be depended on supplying orgasms a FWB is usually just for N.S.A. sex.

"My week has been soooo fucking stressful I need to get in touch with my Designated Dick"

by Professor Sequoia August 25, 2022


Paramore

An old world term used to identify a sexual partner outside of a marriage. Typically used by those in higher social classes. Now used by ppl that are trying to be ironic or as a less crude way to identify your side/FWB/Fuck buddy etc

What? Why do I call Nikki my "paramore"!?! Well mainly cause I'm in my 30's so calling her my "fuck buddy" sounds weird, also it makes me feel fancy & sophisticated when I'm actually a barely functioning adult.

by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023


S/E

Term used to describe any consensual sexual encounter(s) between individuals of legal age. Primarily used by those in their 30's and above due to them being too DAMN old to say shit like "hook-up"(s)

I had to clean my bedroom because Nikki is coming over later tonight for a......S/E 🤫🤭

by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023


friend bang

When in a FWB arrangement a "friend bang" is an individual sex session with someone that you're actually friends with.

Going over to Nick's place later for a friend bang.

by Professor Sequoia November 6, 2021