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When two men have a threesome with a female they form a special bond and thus become SMASH BROS forever more
Kinda regret that threesome with Nikki I mean yeah she's hot AF but now Ted and I are SMASH BROS for life especially after locking eyes a couple times during FML
A Red Bucket List is like a regular bucket list except that the items on said list are usually of a sexual nature
"Getting my D sucked by one chick while another eats my ass at the same time is at the top of my Red Bucket List."
A designated male that a woman/male sees exclusively for stress reducing high quality sex. Different from a fwb (friend with benefits) in the sense that a D.D. can usually be depended on supplying orgasms a FWB is usually just for N.S.A. sex.
"My week has been soooo fucking stressful I need to get in touch with my Designated Dick"
An old world term used to identify a sexual partner outside of a marriage. Typically used by those in higher social classes. Now used by ppl that are trying to be ironic or as a less crude way to identify your side/FWB/Fuck buddy etc
What? Why do I call Nikki my "paramore"!?! Well mainly cause I'm in my 30's so calling her my "fuck buddy" sounds weird, also it makes me feel fancy & sophisticated when I'm actually a barely functioning adult.
Term used mainly by older millennials to describe ending ones night with a high quality sexual encounter is always capitalized
Yeah I'm about to pay my tab and jet Nikki is coming to my place which means it's time for a SMASH PARTY
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When in a FWB arrangement a "friend bang" is an individual sex session with someone that you're actually friends with.
Going over to Nick's place later for a friend bang.
Taken from legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan who would use the phrase to turn down any decision that didn't benefit him. Now used as a way of turning something/anything down emphatically
Boss: Can you stay pass your shift?
You: That's not gonna work for me brotha!