Chris and Colin

A Chris and Colin is slang for a homosexual couple, where one of the men pretends to be straight while in public, but they end up together in bed at the end of each day.

Check out those two Chris and Colin's. Chris is always trying to pick up any chick she can.
Don't let that fool you, he'll be in Colin's colon again tonight.

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Buck Tooth Goof

A Buck Tooth Goof is the act of anal sex, with another male, in a wooded area after a night of drinking. It's called the Buck Tooth Goof because the perpetrator will yuk yuk like Goofy from the cartoons.

Damien isn't able to sit down.

Yep, he's been hanging out with the Buck Tooth Goof again.

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Granny Smasher

A Granny Smasher is a man who goes for elderly, or much older women, sometimes men. Also called smashers, for the sex act.

Chris likes his women old.

Yea, he's a Granny Smasher.

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Uncle Jason

Uncle Jason is what happens when you’re molested, or raped, by your babysitter, like by an uncle or close family member.

The boys look rather withdrawn today, they’ve been acting rather odd since we had Uncle Jason babysit for us

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Yuk Yuk Planetarium

The Yuk Yuk Planetarium is a sexual act, usually involving two men, in which the couple are fucking doggystyle, and the pitcher places a box on the catcher’s head, and the pitcher smacks the catcher with a foreign object causing the catcher to see ‘stars’ while laughing like goofy.

‘What’s Colin’s problem?’
‘ I heard someone Yuking it up in the woods, and since Colin is obviously concussed, he’s likely been to the Yuk Yuk Planetarium with Chris again!’