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1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.
Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.
The Devil's Uno- The reading of Tarot Cards.
Her Tarot Carding Reading suggested her life sucked but, as she reached for another Oreo high as a motherfucker, she remained unfazed as she knew her life was rad and a game of The Devil's Uno would not convince her otherwise.
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1. A hippy dippy cosmic cupcake term loosely applied to just about everything environment related to sound like you know what the fuck you're talking about.
I was at the Co-op the other day eating vegan snickerdoodle, when a girl complemented my hemp bracelet. I started talking about how the bracelet and the vegan snickerdoodle were related to sustainability, she was so impressed I ended up giving her...the sustainable d.
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A savory cocktail made of 1/8 to 1/4 parts Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey and 7/8/ to 3/4 Horchata.
" Jesus fuck....that Hentai Beast is as Mexican as it is nut buttery."
An infamous down ass bitch that fuckin' lives life. With allotta heart, tits, and ass.... if you know a Sabina you'll never forget a Sabina. Known for sultry smiles and bedroom eyes....Sabinas like to party. Catch her in the wild doing the type of stuff Motley Crüe sings about or just living life and looking good doing it.
"Dayuuuum..... check out Sabina..."
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A savory cocktail made of 1/8 to 1/4 parts Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey and 7/8/ to 3/4 Horchata.
" Jesus fuck....that Skrewchata is as Mexican as it is nut buttery."