Negrus Boodaboodis

The evolutionary regressed form of African Americans. These creatures often travel in packs to increase confidence and intimidation. Their diet mainly consists of convinience store registers. Their only known predators include police , mothers , and most notoriously books . The United States has currently recognized the species as a pest and initiated a shoot on sight policy to help reduce their numbers to a reasonable and ideal size of 0.

Stay close, children! Look, just over the fence you can observe the Negrus Boodaboodis preying on fresh corner store clerks.

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