Yer wut

Like hurr and derp, "yerwut?" is an idiot's way of saying "Your what?", when someone says something about an object that you have never heard of.

Andrew: Hey, have you seen my robot unicorn?

Joe: Yer wut?

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Yarben

A generic playful term of agreement or consent, similar to yup or yeah. Usually used by people who aren't fully awake or sober. Can be shortened to "Yarb".

Joe: Hey, Andrew?

Andrew: Yarben?

Joe: I just got 10th prestige.

Andrew: WTF!?

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Consequences will never be the same

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

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