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Someone who catches their sperm after masturbating and throws it.
You can tell he's an accomplished sport fisherman by how many cum stains are on his ceiling.
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A rhyme about someone who is 4ft tall and 4ft wide who is such a fatty they'll even eat their own shit.
Fatty fatty four by four,
Couldn't fit through the bathroom door.
So they shit on the floor,
Licked it up and said, "Can I have some more?"
When you cum in a girl's mouth, hold her mouth shut, and punch her in the stomach. The cum squirts out of her nose like a fu manchu style mustache.
I gave Lisa a fu manchu last night. That girl can take a punch!
Add me on snapshot. An acronym mostly used by bots and hookers to get you away from dating sites so they won't get in trouble when they give you the url to their cam sites
Looking for nsa fun. For some reason I can't get messages on here. Amosc
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Catching your cum after jacking off and throwing it away
Sport fishing requires quick reflexes and strong cleaners.