Rush - nut

When you jerk off quickly and quietly in an inconvenient manner or place because you just got really horny.

Mom: You've been pooping for a long time!

Me: I'm almost done!

Me in my head: Ok, looks like I'm going to have to make this a Rush - nut!

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hyper - cringe

An action (spoken or not) that is so cringy that it forces the very fabric of reality to cave around whoever has completed said action and thus disrupt the focus of all sentient beings in the universe.

Person 1: *hears the goth kid start singing for the school talent show

Person 2: PREPARE TO JUMP INTO HYPER - CRINGE!!!

Person 3: MAN YOUR STATIONS, THIS IS GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE!!!

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