Dirty Sang

when you do something fucked up but won't admit it like jerking off to someone but not admitting it.

Friend: dude what did you do with her.
me: nothing dude don't worry about it.
friend: oooh I know. you did the Dirty sang.

chillax

chill + relax = chillax

friend: I’LL PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE THROAT! ON GOD!

me: Chillax bro