soccer

A decent sport played by the wimpiest people known to man. On paper, the game consists of people kicking a "ball" into a "goal", but in reality, it actually consists of wimps "tripping over" and fake crying on the ground until a "free kick" is given.

Fan: did you see the game last night?

Cynical prick: I don't watch soccer, the players are all assholes that cry until they get a free kick.

Fan: *throws tantrum*

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