Quakesquatch

A mixture of a Quaker and a Sasquatch.
Close relative of Morsqutch and Pagsquatch.
Commonly misspelled as “Quaksquatch”

Person 1: Yo Quaaaaaker
Person 2: Shut up Pagan
Person 1: Says you. Look at the state of you, you Sasquatch…
Person 2: Your a melt, you just called a Quaker 1 second ago
Person 1: Quakesquatch
Person 3: QUAKEEEEEEESQUATCH

Clarke-Kray

Chief Master Sprog of the Royal Navy.
Made in a lab, an experiment gone wrong mixing Goat Sperm and Greyhound Eggs.
It looks like Basil Brush and has the IQ of a Romanian Hog.
The most reprobate, retrograde, profligate, degenerate, delinquent known to England.
More commonly knows as simply “Sproggy George”

Person 1: “who did this… the whole helicopter is broken”
Person 2: “yeah that’s it, it will never fly again, could’ve been that guy who looks like Basil Brush
Person 3: “Oh Sproggy George, yeah it was him”
Person 4: “who? Clarke-Kray!”
Person 3: “that’s Sproggy George”
All others: what a reprobate