Mahogany Moonbeam

While your girl is giving you a blowjob you take a flashlight (Maglite preferably) and you turn it on and put it in her ass. She has to try to turn it off with her ass while you're making shadow puppets from the light. It's great while camping. Everyone will be able to see the shadow puppets outside your tent.

While camping I gave this bitch a Mahogany Moonbeam

Shitjack

This happens when you are taking a dump and you grab that turd half way out and work it back in and out while you give the front side a tug too.

While in the bathroom I gave myself a shitjack & it felt good