social piranha

a somewhat negative term for a person who is socially retarded (not literally), awkward and an outsider in everyday social situations; a pun on 'social pariah'.

"Did you see Dave last night at the party? He has no sense of decorum whatsoever! What a social piranha!"

"Oh no! I'm a social piranha!"

Someone like Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm is a social piranha.

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none too clever

someone, or a situation, that is either not very good or really fucking insanely stupid.

Synonymous with not cool.

"Did you see what results Tony got in his exam? They were none too clever, mate."

"You know the concept of paedophilia? That entire thing is none too clever"

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