time slut

One who travels through time to participate in sexual activities with historical figures. While this practice is not currently possible, it will become a popular hobby amongst future generations.

Person #1: I can't believe she went back in time to fuck Napoleon, Danielle is such a time slut!

Person #2: Dude I heard she picked something up from Imhotep the other day.

Person #1: Well, technically it wasn't the other day since she went back to 2650 BC.

Person #2: Why are we friends?

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