Kukubirdism

The only monotheistic religion that teaches and practices peace and love.
Consists of the Prophies(See Prophey or Kukuprophet), the Sub-prophets and the Kukubird Lord.
The first monotheistic religion that dates back to 12000 B.C.
The only monotheistic religion that embraces diversity. It's not racist, not gay-hating, not sexist and most importantly, not unbeliever hating.
The act of worshipping the Kukubird Lord, the creator of the world and everything before and after Him.

Prophet Fucin:"Thou thy foreskinless shalt meet no paradise and thou thy foreskinless are the products of the evils of the universe, Atlet and Joudi", the Kukubird Lord said. Kokobit Lor akbar!("Kukubird Lord is great" in Arabic) The enlightened ones shouted in unity and joy. - Book of Kukubirds C6V8
We serve the Kukubird Lord to the end, we continue to serve Him in the afterlife and fight the evil foreskinless army!
Followers: All hail Kukubirdism!!!

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Prophey

A prophet of Kukubirdism, a religion of peace that worships the Kukubird Lord(One and only God).
The highest position in Kukubirdism, followed by Sub-Prophet.
A holy person who carries out the orders of the Kukubird Lord.

Jerry:Prophey is here! Quick, bow down before him!
Tom:who is what?
Prophey"For I'm Prophey, I command that all underage circimcisions are illegal and is punishable by removal of limbs and reproductive organs without anesthesia on persons involved except the victim"
Tom:God, this is so beautiful...I repent! I repent! I hurt my baby forgive me please! *Collapses on the ground crying*
Prophey:It's okay, your will to repent un-sins you.

kukuprophet

An informal term for a prophet of Kukubirdism. See Prophey.

Paul:Is Matthias a Kukuprophet?
Sam:Yes. And please use the word "Prophey" next time. That word is disrespectful.