Pro

To be a pro, duh...

The title of pro is the most prestigious title in the brotherhood of men to date. Its only given when earned and can never be taken back permanently, only temporarily when said pro has made a joe move. Pro is earned when accepted as a fellow pro by other pro's. The first pro is still unknown, but is thought to be founded in the mean streets of New Gunswick, NJ. To date there are roughly only 12 pros throughout the continental united states. These pro's hold an inseparable bond that can not be broken, not even the power of pussy can break it. These pro's congregate in a secret place unknown to the public, but go by the code name of brower rangers when entering the hatch. Pro status can be earned several ways, but no one knows the actual code for admission. Pro's are known to drink insane amounts of beers, lift huge weights, throw highschoolers out of parties, and take monster bong rips. On the flip side, they also ace every college test they take along with hooking up with only 18+ yr old females.

Pro can be pronounced: Pro, Pra, Prah, Pre, Preh, sometimes a grunt will even do, but to the trained Pro ear, they all sound the same.

Pro's can even get creative and make special use of the word; such as CamProdia, Proviet Union, quid pro quo, little pro peep... etc.

Joes are the enemy, even if they inhabit the same living quarters..

Whats good pro?

Later prah...

Yo pro move last nite, slaying that 18 yr old over the 16 yr old kept you outta the slammer.

Im studying abroad next semester in Prahstralia.

Kan-Jam prah?

Wanna roam the savannah pro?

Want a bud light? Nah preh, this pro's broke.

Is that a hickey on your neck pro?

That pro made a joe move when he accidentally got a HJ from a high schooler.

Promance.

This pro went to Pound Town.

A real pro would look at another prah's junk if he needed advice about a bump.

Pro, wash your damn feet.

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