Beat and delete

The name of a song created by a well know man called Prosper, his song is all about dropping your skeng and instead shagging fat malts and leaving them. He also talks about how good Nando’s is (probably enjoys the extra hot butterfly chicken).
Since beat and delete was released, knife crime in south east England has dropped by 99.9%. However, teenage pregnancy’s have risen by 500%. If it wasn’t for fortnite protecting all the little virgins in the world from having sex, scientists have predicted that teenage pregnancies could have risen by 69420%.

Jamal- hey, do you want to go shank some yutes
Prosper- nah cuz I would rather beat my meat, jeet and skeet

Jamal- that sounds like a great idea! Let’s beat and delete together

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