Middlebury College

A super-white school in the middle of no where (also referred to as Middleofnowherebury) where the social dynamic towards students of color and women is akin to that of the pre-civil rights era. They wouldn't be admitting students of color if not doing so weren't against the law. All the students are either upper-middle class, upper class, 1%, or on welfare. has Get Out vibes.

good at teaching english, literature, and economics. Hyped up language programs are either on par with, or subpar compared to Ivy League schools. Date rape reports are swept under the rug.

Good place to get pot and coke from a bougie white kid.

Person 1: I went to Middlebury College!

Person 2: When did you get out of rehab?

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