American

A person from from the United States because ppl from canada are canadians, ppl from mexico are mexicans and so on and so forth. A country that freed itself from the British with only the French for support, and fended them off again in 1812. We currently are the custodians of the Dollar, a universal currency that is legal tender in 94 countries and the European Union. Has the best, non-pussy form of football instead of futbol with foot fairies prancing around the field. Invented the bifocal, lightbulb, car, airplane, nuclear submarine, nuke, ICBM, Gatling Gun, Stealth Bomber, and the Bourbon. God bless America and God F*ck the Jersey Shore.

Brit: Blimey! Look at the Americans wounded and killed in WWII, we owe them a debt of gratitude for bailing our arses out!

Nazi: The Americans blew up my house, killed our leadership and nuked our little Jap friends. We'd better surrender to them before the demonic, satanist, communists come and eat our babies and rape our children, beat baby seals, fund global terrorism, and give puppies to a Korean restaurant.

Brit: Bloody good idea chap! Im gonna go give my 4 year old a beer.

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