crumb surfing

The act of a canine investigating the floor under a table or tray after a meal in hopes of finding dropped food.

After the movie, Venti was excitedly crumb surfing by the couch looking for dropped corn chips.

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brokeback friend

A straight male friend who will get together with you a few times a year for some man-on-man sex. Brokeback friends are often married with children.

I need you to leave the house tonight. Scott and I have a brokeback friend coming into town.

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