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Also known as trisomy 69, is a rare genetic disorder caused by any piece of red shaded hair attached to one's body. This disorder is particularly effective on any Asian gingers, causing them to have hyper madness and insanity, saying unnecessary comments whilst having a powerful vocal chord capable of having over 10000000000000000000000 decibel causing severe eardrum damaged and ear cancer.
The WHO society found no cure or treatment for the Ginger Syndrome "We're fucked. " -Obama
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A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.
Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)
A moron. Someone who thinks of themselves as a god.
That guy thinks he is PRD cool.
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Used to torture students ever since the medieval ages. Overusing all of your five senses to the point where you can't see shit, hear shit, taste shit, feel shit, or smell shit.
Word of advice: Never fucking blink. You'll miss a millennium of equations and graphs and other shit that you'll never fucking use in your god forsaken life (unless you want to be a virgin engineer)
"Indica mihi ubi est domus princeps sustulit! Aut Math Class te in genere, cunt." -King Jofferey
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