Slang them doors

When in an attempt to have a good time but keeping your occupation in mind

Rep 1 “Hey man wanna slang them doors”

Rep 2 “If by slang them doors you mean pop a hims with the boys and go hit bucks I’m down”

Rep 1 and 2 (in unison) “yesssir”

Counterfate

something purchased that is knowingly not legitimate and has potential to be very harmful.

Bro1- Hey bro I just got this awesome dab cart, you want to try it?
Bro2- No bro, don't you care about your health? I've been trying to tell you them things is counterfate