Lunch Whore

One who does STUPID things for the promise of a "free lunch".

Lisa: I hate raisins.
Nikki: I will buy you lunch if you eat those 62 raisins.
Lisa: All 62 of them?
Nikki: Hell yes!
Lisa: Okay...here goes.
Nikki: I can't believe you just did that. You freaking Lunch Whore!!

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Monuesday

Returning to work on Tuesday after having Monday off for a holiday.

Lisa: Man this day is going to drag on forever.
Nikki: Yea, I know having Monday off was great!
Tammy: Screw that...Monuesday's really suck ass!!

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