Nonce

A term usually used by kids in the UK to describe someone as an idiot or a silly person

Kid 1: What the hell man!
Kid 2: I'm sorry! I don't know what I was thinking.
Kid 1: That's the point, you didn't think! you stupid nonce.
Kid 2: ...a what?
Kid 1: You know, as in an idiot, duh!
Kid 2: ...

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DTED

Inventor: Henry from web series Female Therapy

Stands for: Down To Earth Dude

Example: Episode 3 Bang, Marry, Kill

*Henry is talking to Caroline, Maria and Joyce*
Joyce: Tell us moment from moment, what went down?
Henry: We just had a cool bro chat, we really speak the same language I mean, he's a classic DTED!
Maria: DTED?
Henry: Yeah, Down To Earth Dude? Geez.
Maria: Ok have you ever had to say that without explaining it?
Henry: ... He gets me...