dinglebob

something that dingles, dangles, or just hangs about.

whats that dinglebob in the back of my throat called, doc?

a uvula.

oh, i thought it was a third testicle.

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quick stop

The store from the movie clerks. Apparently it exists in real life, too. Google it.

Hey, did you see clerks?
No, I've been living under a rock all my life.

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antidisestablishmenterianism

some long ass word from the seventies. its pretty big, but not THAT big, as compared to pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, which is really puts antidisestablishmenterianism to shame.

knock knock
who's there?
antidisestablish
antidisestablish who?
antidisestablishmenterianism!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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Â¥

Symbol for Japanese currency (Yen). More recently the symbol for spam, after being abused as such.

person1: I gawt mai paych3ck! ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥
person 2: fuckin' ¥.

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t('_'t)

some guy flipping you the bird. Twice.

Hernando: You're a cocksucker, jeremy.
Jeremy: t('_'t) right here, pal.

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dink

to do nothing, and do it with pride.

quit dinkin around and get back to work.

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ZOMG

A more enthusiastic (if not sarcastic) way of saying OMG. The Z doesn't stand for anything, but rather is added onto the O, thus making it pronounced "ZOH MY GOD!!1"

I have to tell you something. I have canc-ZOMG A SHINY NEW PENNEY!

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