lol

1. Lack of Laughter

2. Laugh out Loud (not paying attention)

1. Friend: Want to hear a funny joke?

Me: Eh. sure.

Friend: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Me: lol (thinking "go die")

Friend: Haha see, that was so corny i could eat it! Haha

2. Friend: I had to have my penis removed

Me: lol

Friend: I'm so sad, what shud i do?

Me: lol