AutoFlirting

Intentionally misspelling a word to introduce a double entendre and then innocently blaming the result on autocorrect software.

I was AutoFlirting with her when I wished her "Good Lick" on her interview.

klatching

An organized social gathering, usually for sexual purposes.

The smiths and the joneses came over last weekend for a klatching.

Satan's Doorbell

Satan's Doorbell is the turbo Christian term for a woman's clitoris.

Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris, because if you ring Satan's Doorbell God can't ignore us.

- Garfunkel & Oats

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Unicorn

Unicorn - n. -

1. Mythical creature with the form of a horse and a single horn. They don't exist.

2. An empowered and confidant individual, usual female, who joins couples for activities, usually sexual, and/or dating.

To unicorn - v. -

1. The act of joining a couple for healthy, happy, mutually satisfying activities, usually sexual.

Laurie was a happy unicorn and loved to frolic with well-adjusted, healthy, sex-positive couples of all genders.

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