Hipster

Originally a word for 1930's Jazz enthusiasts; the word "Hipster" has since been applied to a vaguely defined and semi-mythical counter-culture movement allegedly centered around socialising at overpriced coffee shops and listening to bands that You have never heard of.
Few of these peculiar hominids have ever been seen by man, and most footage is unverifiable.

As of the early 2010's the word also became an acceptable way of insulting anybody who's tastes differ to your own, in any way, and as a result, has completely lost all meaning.

Ex 1.

So I drove up to Portland last saturday looking for Hipsters;
I thought I saw one, but it was just some regular guy in a flannel shirt.

Ex 2.

Todd: I was listening to the new GY!BE and Rachael told me to 'turn that Hipster crap off'

Howard: Haha, what does that even mean?

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Dog

A small to moderately sized four-legged furry thing.
It's name is an acronym for; "Digestible Object Gurgitator"
It lives on table-scraps, chum, biscuits and anything it can feasibly get into it's mouth.

My pet Dog refuses to register Mc'Cain's Micro Chips as an edible foodstuff.

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