greasy tony

A greasy Tony is when a guy sticks his dick in old fry oil and plays bongos with his penis on his partner's cheeks

Jim: hey I just gave Samantha a greasy Tony in the Wendy's bathroom
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off

Meef

When a man farts and the fart travels past his taint to his balls, a man queef

Tom was sitting in class when he meefed, he blushed.