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It's another name for ding dong ditch; the act of ringing an unsuspecting citizen's doorbell and running for your life. In order enhance the doorbell ditch experience you should find a clever hiding spot and observe the priceless reaction of your victim. A getaway car is optional if you're that much of a pussy.
Kid: "Duuude, I DARE you to doorbell ditch that guy's house."
Kid's Friend: *Giggles* (Rings doorbell and runs, hides)
Grandpa: (Sprinting outside at snail pace) "I'll get you crazy kids!"
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A disgraceful sports 'fan' who roots for a particular team (usually one that has constant postseason success) but knows nothing about that team's history, players, coaching staff, etc. In fact, the 'fan' probably didn't give two shits about the particular team until they started winning. The bandwagon fan makes the established fanbase of a team look bad and is often seen flaunting New York Yankees hats, Miami Heat jerseys and/or Alabama Crimson Tide gear. A bandwagon fan is usually someone who fails at life and cannot think for him/herself.
Ex. 1)
True Fan: "I didn't know you liked the 49ers. You didn't root for them when Alex Smith was quarterback."
Bandwagon Fan: "What are you talking about? I was born in San Francisco!" (Lie)
Ex. 2)
Bandwagon Fan: "Hey did you see the Bruins win the Stanley Cup last night?!? Look at my dedication, I bought all this fan gear last week!"
True Fan: "You follow hockey?"
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Text rape is an extremely annoying occurrence in which someone (usually a lonely person with no friends) blows up your phone after you mistakenly gave them your number. The unlucky individual on the receiving end of the text rape made the grave mistake of being overly nice to the poor sap and will pay for it indefinitely.
Text rape also has another meaning. Your friends (or spammers) may send you countless texts consisting of random assortments of letters that, when pronounced, sound like rape.
Ex. 1)
Chris: "Looks like you have twelve unread messages from Scott."
Maddy: "Ah shit. I tried to be nice to him because he was sitting by himself but now he won't leave me alone!"
Ex. 2)
New Message: Fidnvjusdghjkdehjgnvebduwaosabv
Recipient: "Yep, I've been text raped."
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