Gurkin

When you deviate from the topic of the conversation by recounting an extremely long life story.

Kid 1: "Where the heck were you all morning?"
Kid 2: "I wanted to go outside but my mom gurkined me during breakfast for a whole 2 hours."

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Super Gallon

A super gallon is the largest unit of measurement for liquids

Dude 1: dude what's the largest unit of measurement for liquids?
Dude 2: A super gallon