The New Monkey

The name of a nightclub that has very good music. It's in Sunderland.

Rnb sucks.

50👍 26👎

american football

A really crap sport.American football is just like our rugby but them American wusses use padding and helmets because they are soft as shit and are too scared to get hurt.
And anyway, why is their sport called "football"? They don't even use their feet! Maybe they call it that because most Americans' IQs are below 30 and their tiny brains can't think of another name for their so-called "sport".

Americans are pansies.

113👍 140👎

oompa loompa

fat ugly little alien things that live in willy wonka's chocolate factory.

oompa loompa doopidy doo

42👍 69👎

high

The feeling you get when you take drugs.

Don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly high.

34👍 26👎

Soaps

Some soaps are crap but some are good.

good soaps:Coronation Street
Eastenders

Crap soaps:Hollyoaks
Neighbours
Brookside

5👍 19👎

TRL

A crappy TV show on MTV. This show doesn't even have any decent singers on it, it's just full of Teenybopper shite. Also, they don't even play the full music videos.

I tried to watch an episode of TRL once, but about 20 minutes through, I changed the channel because it was so crap.

90👍 23👎

moo cow

What little kids call cows

"Ooo look at them moo cows"

60👍 30👎