The New Monkey

The name of a nightclub that has very good music. It's in Sunderland.

Rnb sucks.

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american football

A really crap sport.American football is just like our rugby but them American wusses use padding and helmets because they are soft as shit and are too scared to get hurt.
And anyway, why is their sport called "football"? They don't even use their feet! Maybe they call it that because most Americans' IQs are below 30 and their tiny brains can't think of another name for their so-called "sport".

Americans are pansies.

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excuse my french

What people sometimes say when they accidently swear.

"Oh fucking hell, excuse my french"

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Simon Cowell

A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.

The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.

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Spoiled Brat

A kid who wants everything they see... and they cry and scream thir heads off until they get it.

My cousin Jodie is the biggest brat I know.

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boxers

What all boys and men should wear. Y-fronts are disgusting and anyone who wears them should be burnt on a stake.

Boxers are sexy. Y-fronts are not.

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diary

A book that you can write all your thoughts and feelings in.
You can also write evil stuff about the people you hate.
People like to read other peoples' diaries.

My cousin went mad when she found out that I read her diary.

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