jungle feet

feet like a primate, making tree climbing easier. Also, feet that are so dirty, they leave streaks on your carpet, tile, shower floor, etc

Jimmy must have jungle feet. He sure dirtied up the shower floor with those things. Oh Jimmy Jungle Feet! Clean your filth.

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jag wagon

When a guy "jags" himself all the time, he's referred to as a jag wagon. Jag = Jack and wagon = penis.

Jimmy is always busy jagging his wagon in the bathroom. He's such a jag wagon!

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