Church Grab

1) When someone makes a sexual advance on another person in a church or other place of worship. 2) A sexual rendezvous at a religious institution.

I gave Susan a church grab about half-way through service, when they asked everyone to greet their neighbors.

Dirtle

A dirty turtle. The concept of a dirtle transcends physical purity and reflects a deeper, more abstract personification of “dirtiness”. The term can also be applied as an objectified desire to dispense “dirty” rhetoric or pursue habits of a similar nature.

1) you’re such a dirtle
2) give me the dirtle

siksiz bok baba

The king of dickless shitbags. A real piece of trash.

I’m not speaking to him anymore…that siksiz bok baba showed up to the baby shower an hour late, visibly drunk, had no gift, and kept asking guests if they knew the over/under on the Knicks game.