Brenda

Your alter ego that comes out when you become too intoxicated. You probably won’t remember the things Brenda did when you wake up the next day, but your friends will. Brenda will commit actions that you never had thought possible when sober, and you’ll never be able to live them down. Everyone is capable of becoming Brenda, and Brenda is hidden somewhere within us all.

Friend: “Are you sure you should be drinking that much”
You: “I think Brenda’s coming out tonight”

You: “I can’t believe I got us kicked out of the club last night”
Friend: “Yeah Brenda was OUT”