John

A one nut wounder.

He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.

Dude I saw a one nut wounder.
I heard his name is john.

pussyusum

To not do a curtain mundane task but your friends keep harassing you to do it.

I told by friend to take a shot of liquor but the pussyusum was taking hold of him.