Dissing

Term used by older, ass-hat salesmen in an attempt to seem younger and/or cooler than they really are. It should be noted that it rarely, if ever, works.

Salesguy: "I was dissing my buddy big-time for that whack sale he made."

Same Salesguy: "Did I use that properly? How did it sound?"

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Vegetable Lasagna

Catch all term when referring to douche-bag first dates and/or new boyfriend that probably won't make the cut

Are you still seeing that guy? Who, Vegetable Lasagna? No, I gave him the boot

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