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A guy who:
Jacks your shit
Jacks your girls
and
Jacks off
That nigga is such a tri-jacker he'll even jack a baby. He don't curr. Some should give him a C.J. Browning.
Boning a chick after putting flautas in the oven and setting the timer for 13 minutes. You finish just in time to enjoy your flautas.
It was Mexican food night and I was so hungry and so horny I gave my girl a 13 minute flauta, finished off by giving her a C.J. Browning and enjoyed my flautas.
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The Dave Chappelle is a drinking game that involves having the following:
2 shots of Jäger
Tequila (min. 1 shot)
4 bong hits man
Beer (min. 1)
Cheeseburger
It is to be done in this order and under 15 minutes.
Remember Frank's last weekend? EZ was fucking smashed man! He did The Dave Chappelle and felt "fucking great!"
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When you smoke out of a bong backwards.
I.E. Putting tin foil with small holes on top and smoking from the bowl.
Eric was tractoring last night and got so messed up he wandered around the forest for hours.
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