Cumsies

An orgasm - male or female.

So, I'm sticking this bitch in the ass, right? And she starts screaming! Like bloody murder, but she's not struggling. I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but just kept plowing her like I was an extra in 12 Years a Slave until finally that ass clenched so tight that I just couldn't stop myself and I made cumsies in her shitter.

10👍 6👎

Goo Gutter

A woman's cleavage

I dropped a massive load from my fleshy howitzer into her mouth and some of it dripped out and down her goo gutter.

5👍 2👎

Moby Dick

A woman with tracheotomy performs oral sex on you but takes pulls your cock out at the last second, takes the load up her nose, and tilts her head back as far as she can before coughing and blowing the shame juice out of her neck hole.

I met this grandma last night at the bar that offered to let me Moby Dick her if I bought her another Pabst.

18👍 27👎