bedcoin

A person who can adapt to be either the top or bottom during sex.

Adam's really hot. I bet he's a total bedcoin.

glass-closeted

A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.

I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.

meatwheeling

Masturbating while driving.

"I saw Nautica drive by a Starbucks." "I know, he was meatwheeling." "Totally inappropriate of him."