Salad Tosser

When that bratty kid at the buffet argues with his mom over eating the salad or not. And he/she just slips it under the table. They often get colon cancer later in life due to lack of fiber.

"but mooommmmmmmm"
"eat your salad you're embarrassing me"
*slips it under table all sneaky like...*
"I saw that! I never raised my child to be a Salad Tosser!"

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