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A type of drink with 1/2 Southern Comfort, 1/2 Amaretto, 2 splashes of cranberry juice.
Hey bartender, can I get a Rocky Mountain Motherfucker?
Some chick named Asia Steel or whatever the fuck needs to fuck every guy in her city in 24 hours to prevent the end of the world.
Yeah, that doesn't make much sense, but that's your typical motherfuckin' porno plot.
6π 1π
When you poke a girl in the ass with your dick. She smiles, you fuck her in the ass, she screams, you say "I'm sorry, it's morning wood" or some bullshit excuse like that.
Accidental Anal worked like a charm with Katie last night.
32π 15π
Going along with whatever society tells you to no matter how immoral it is.
I used to casually use the word faggot because I was societized into thinking it was okay.
SJW's are societized into believing only men can be sexist and only white people can be racist.
9π 1π
When someone can only see something from one point of view.
A lot of people can be very one sided when it comes to politics.
18π 4π
It's a White Russian with Kahlua and milk. However, instead vodka, you add Irish whisky.
I ordered a White Leprechaun at the bar last night.
Drunk, intoxicated, wasted, under the influence of alcohol
I got a little toasty at the bar last night.