teatard

A british person a.k.a A stupid asshole

I will never go to England again! That place is swarmed with teatards.

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August Balls

Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)

"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."

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ape funk

A horrible mysterious odor coming from an obese persons body

"Oh shit. There must be a fat guy close by because I smell some straight up ape funk."

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Spicy jazz fart

A special fart which usually lasts 20 seconds, that gives off a very wide range of musical tones and obtains a stages of fart smells.

"I don't think I can ride bikes today. Earlier I let loose a spicy jazz fart and my ass is still sore."

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party banished

One receives a party banishment after committing 3 official party fouls. After this citation is issued, said person must immediately evacuate the party with no question.

Every time Max is at a party, he drinks too much and pisses people off. He might want to be careful, or else he might end up party banished.

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Unintentional stranger exchanger

Unintentional hand contact to a strangers' private areas while passing them in public.

There were a lot of people at the Costco today. There were so many people, I can account for at least 4 unintentional stranger exchangers.

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Serial butt toucher

One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.

"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."

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