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A british person a.k.a A stupid asshole
I will never go to England again! That place is swarmed with teatards.
A horrible mysterious odor coming from an obese persons body
"Oh shit. There must be a fat guy close by because I smell some straight up ape funk."
"A dominican shower is when you avoid paying your water bill and your water gets shut off. As a result, you are forced to collect dripping water in buckets under every faucet in your house. Once enough water is collected, you bathe yourself by dumping the collected water on yourself."
"My dad forgot to pay the water bill so I was forced to take a dominican shower last night."
The sidewalk snail barrier is when a group of 3 or more people are walking extra slow down a busy city sidewalk, spaced out with no room in between. This makes it nearly impossible for someone who walks at a normal pace to pass said group.
"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I was walking as fast as I could, but I ran into a sidewalk snail barrier."
A stinky davis is when you find someone who is sleeping, then you pull down your pants, and put their nose in your ass crack. When said victim is about inhales, you release a fart which travels directly through the persons nose, often waking and/or alarming the victim.
"Dude I have an awesome idea. Jerry passed out early, and I really have to fart. I think I will give him a stinky davis."
Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)
"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."
A special fart which usually lasts 20 seconds, that gives off a very wide range of musical tones and obtains a stages of fart smells.
"I don't think I can ride bikes today. Earlier I let loose a spicy jazz fart and my ass is still sore."