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Either piece of a dime which has been sawed or cut in half.
"Man, I got cotton mouth. I tried to get a drink for $1.05, but the guy at the 7-11 said my ghetto nickel was no good. You believe that shit?!"
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A carrot which has been housed inside of an anus. When removed, the carrot has a very noticeable horrible smell.
"Oh shit! I think Steve may have eaten the stinky carrot instead of the fresh one!"
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Someone who sucks really bad and pisses you off for unknown reasons
"I've never really talked to my neighbor but I just know he is a Flibbertygibbit."
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"A dominican shower is when you avoid paying your water bill and your water gets shut off. As a result, you are forced to collect dripping water in buckets under every faucet in your house. Once enough water is collected, you bathe yourself by dumping the collected water on yourself."
"My dad forgot to pay the water bill so I was forced to take a dominican shower last night."
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The sidewalk snail barrier is when a group of 3 or more people are walking extra slow down a busy city sidewalk, spaced out with no room in between. This makes it nearly impossible for someone who walks at a normal pace to pass said group.
"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I was walking as fast as I could, but I ran into a sidewalk snail barrier."
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A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement
"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."
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A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.
"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."
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