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Re-COVID

v. When you get the Rona for a second time.

After my 14-day quarantine in the hospital I went out into the world. I didn't recover, instead I re-COVID.

by Pundummy April 30, 2020


tumbleweed

One who doesn't have a permanent residency.

Friend: Did Steve turn in his census paperwork?

Me: Are you kidding? He is such a tumbleweed, he doesn't even have an address to get junk mail.

by Pundummy July 21, 2021


Faxhole

n. The person who trys to send a fax to your landline.

Every time I answer the phone, my eardrum gets blown out because some faxhole won't give up.

by Pundummy April 30, 2020


bispectrum

When you're bipolar and have traits on the autism spectrum as well.

I want to bang a bus load of strangers but don't know how to interact with people because I am bispectrum.

by Pundummy July 21, 2021