v. When you get the Rona for a second time.
After my 14-day quarantine in the hospital I went out into the world. I didn't recover, instead I re-COVID.
One who doesn't have a permanent residency.
Friend: Did Steve turn in his census paperwork?
Me: Are you kidding? He is such a tumbleweed, he doesn't even have an address to get junk mail.
When you're bipolar and have traits on the autism spectrum as well.
I want to bang a bus load of strangers but don't know how to interact with people because I am bispectrum.
n. The person who trys to send a fax to your landline.
Every time I answer the phone, my eardrum gets blown out because some faxhole won't give up.